When it comes to great tests, I’ve just raised the stakes.

The Sharper Image is one of my favorite stores with fantastic products of all kinds, that’s why I’m thrilled they agree with me.

Trump Tests ™ are “the Worlds Greatest Tests” (c) and I mean that in every sense of the word. And the Sharper Image is the only store where you can buy them.

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Truly in a league of their own.

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Of all of the tests produced in America, less than 1% qualifies for that category. It’s “the Best of the Best” (c).

Until now you could only enjoy tests of this quality in one of my resorts or America’s finest clinics. But now that’s changed.

Today through the Sharper Image you can enjoy “the Worlds Greatest Tests” (c) in your own home, with family, friends, anytime.

Trump Tests are aged to perfection to provide the ultimate in tenderness.

If you like your test, you’ll absolutely love Trump tests.

Treat yourself to the very, very best life has to offer. And as a gift, Trump Tests are the best you can give.

One test and you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. And believe me, I understand tests.

It’s my favorite. And these are the best.

-Donald J Trump